President Obama hasn’t been a resident at the White House so long that we forget how President Bush gave us ammo for our occasional Sunday Spoof. Here is one from February 5, 2006 titled "President Bush: Lawyers to Blame for Lack of Krispy Kreme Stores."
It was almost three years ago, February 26, 2006, that this Sunday Spoof first appeared. In the last three years, I have added another daughter and a few pounds. But the effort of doctors to limit their responsibility for harm caused by their negligence continues, as does the fiction that doctors…
The University of Notre Dame has released its football schedule for 2007: September 1 Air Force (home) September 8 Navy (home) September 15 Army (home) September 22 Duke (home) September 29 Rice (home) October 6 Temple (home) October 13 New Mexico State (home) October 20 MTSU (home) October 27 Vanderbilt (homecoming) November 3 Iowa State (home) November 10 Baylor …
The Capitol and Legislative Plaza is abuzz with discussion about a bill introduced in the Tennessee would ban the sale of dildos effective July 1, 2006. The legislation passed first reading on February 27, 2006 and will now work its way through the committee system. The bill would make it…
I found this memo at an empty corner table in the bar in the basement of the Hermitage Hotel in downtown Nashville, sitting on table next to an empty bottle of Opus and two wine glasses. To: TMA Director for Tort Reform From: AMA Vice President for Tort Reform Date…
The National Association of Wrongdoers (“NAW”) gave Vice President Cheney its “Sharpshooter Award” last night at its annual convention. The theme of the meeting, held at the Ritz Carlton in Bermuda, was “Invest in America.” The Sharpshooter Award is given as appropriate to the American citizen who best demonstrates the…
President George W. Bush attacked “greedy trial lawyers” again Saturday, explaining that frivilous lawsuits caused millions of Americans not to have ready access to Krispy Kreme and other brands of doughnuts. Speaking at the 114th annual National Association of Doughnut Manufacturers and Retailers Convention in Sweetwater, Texas, the President explained…
President Bush admitted today that he authorized the National Security Agency and the Central Intelligence Agency to listen to telephone calls to and from restaurants that serve pizza. “We must keep our nation free from future terrorist attacks,” argued the President, “and we have irrefutable evidence that two of the…
Locked Nest Mobster By Howard H. Vogel Guest Spoofer Nashville, Tennessee – December 18, 2005 Anonymous sources high up in the Bredesen administration announced today a break through in the Food for Tickets investigation that spans the administrations of four Tennessee governors. In a recent raid upon a locked janitors…
A spokesman for Merck announced today that its scientists have discovered a link between between recent hurricane activity in the Gulf of Mexico and the lawyers that are suing the company over its multi-billion dollar drug, Vioxx. “The scientists have Merck have determined that greedy trial lawyers are the cause…